1. New York Yankees. We should all have such pitching problems. (1)

2. Tampa Bay Rays. Put Red Sox away last weekend. (2)

3. Cincinnati Reds. NL Central race is over. Skyline Chili for everyone! (6)

4. Atlanta Braves. IL stud Freddie Freeman gets call from Gwinnett. (5)

5. Minnesota Twins. Fuentes a big pickup for pen. (4)

6. San Diego Padres. This would be one epic choke. (3)

7. Philadelphia Phillies. Still hard to trust always-shaky Lidge. (10)

8. Boston Red Sox. Surgery for Pedroia, more grief for team doctors. (7)

9. Texas Rangers. Need to see progress from Lee on Tuesday in Toronto. (8)

10. San Francisco Giants. Lincecum has to turn it around fast. (9)

11. Chicago White Sox. Manny and Ozzie on the same team? Really? (13)

12. St. Louis Cardinals. What happened? Yikes. (11)

13. Colorado Rockies. Delcarmen a bullpen bust in debut. (12)

14. Toronto Blue Jays. Bautista belted MLB-high 12 homers in August. (14)

15. Florida Marlins. Sanchez's clothesline was WWF-worthy. (16)

16. Los Angeles Dodgers. Go to Dodgerdivorce.com for McCourt news. Seriously. (15)

17. Detroit Tigers. Biggest home-road disparity of anyone. (17)

18. Oakland Athletics. Braden had to get off Bronx mound. (18)

19. New York Mets. Atlanta organist played "Camptown Races" for Duda. (20)

20. Los Angeles Angels. So weird to see them as a non-factor. (19)

21. Houston Astros. If only they hadn't started 0-8. (21)

22. Milwaukee Brewers. Hoffman's road to 600 has been excruciating. (22)

23. Washington Nationals. Who had a worse week: Nyjer Morgan or Rob Dibble? (24)

24. Chicago Cubs. Quade doing a solid job raising his stock. (25)

25. Kansas City Royals. Holding off Tribe so far. (23)

26. Arizona Diamondbacks. Stunning contribution to Padres' misery. (28)

27. Cleveland Indians. Empty ballpark, lousy team. So sad. (27)

28. Seattle Mariners. Too much Cy talk for Felix, who may not be above .500. (26)

29. Baltimore Orioles. BetBuck makes sure they don't lose 100. (29)

30. Pittsburgh Pirates. Maz gets a statue 50 years after The Homer. (30)

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