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(Last week in parentheses)

1. Seattle Seahawks. Carroll gave team entire week off. (1).

2. Denver Broncos. Peyton Manning greater than Bob McAdoo’s jumper. (2).

3. New Orleans Saints. Run D is the one worry. (3)

4. Kansas City Chiefs. Trap game vs. S.D. with Denver next. (4)

5. New England Patriots. Hope Wes Welker has a big game. (5).

6. Carolina Panthers. Can they avoid letdown after big win? (6)

7. Indianapolis Colts. No. 28 vs. run. (9).

8. Cincinnati Bengals. Overrated. (10).

9. San Francisco 49ers. Vernon Davis critical to offense. (8).

10. Detroit Lions. Lions 1-7 vs. spread on the Sunday before Thanksgiving. (7)

11. Chicago Bears. No. 31 vs. run. (11)

12.Philadelphia Eagles. Jason Peters owned Brian Orakpo last week. (15)

13. Arizona Cardinals. No. 2 vs. run. (14)

14. Dallas Cowboys. Still haven’t forgiven Richard Nixon for giving Longhorns 1969 national title. (13)

15. Baltimore Ravens. Hurt – again – by delayed game. (17).

16. Pittsburgh Steelers. Have won 10 of last 12 at Cleveland. (22)

17.Miami Dolphins. Richie Incognito doesn’t have issues, he has a subscription. (23)

18.San Diego Chargers. Tight end Gates playing great at 33. (16)

19. N.Y. Jets. WR Stephen Hill underachieving. (12)

20.Buffalo Bills. No matter how badly your kids do, you can always say, ‘You can still be mayor of Toronto.’ (27)

21. N.Y. Giants. Could expose pathetic Dallas D. (25)

22. Green Bay Packers. Beat Vikes 6 of last 7. (18).

23. St. Louis Rams. Tavon Austin up, Jared Cook down. (19)

24. Tennessee Titans. Defense ranks 10th. (21)

25. Cleveland Browns. Why favored vs. Pitt? Vegas knows. (20).

26.Oakland Raiders. Still miss Curt Gowdy & Al DeRogatis (26)

27.Washington Redskins. Shanahan in damage-control mode. (24).

28. Minnesota Vikings. Held Lynch to 54 rush yards. (28).

29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Never thought my fantasy team would lose because of someone named Bobby Rainey. (31)

30. Atlanta Falcons. Ryan has 9 INTs in last 4 games. (29).

31. Houston Texans. Ugly billboard capital of America. (30).

32. Jacksonville Jaguars. Murder capital of Florida. (32)