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(Last week in parentheses)

1. Seattle Seahawks. On 8-game winning streak. (1).

2. Denver Broncos. Peyton Manning greater than “Three Little Pigs” at Torches. (2).

3. New Orleans Saints. Brees has won 8 straight on MNF. (5)

4. Chicago Bears. TE Martellus Bennett (3 TDs) was great add. (7)

5. New England Patriots. Brady has 51 games in row with TD pass. (9).

6. Miami Dolphins. Charles Clay emerging as TE threat. (11)

7. Cincinnati Bengals. Andy Dalton 21-14 as starter. (12).

8. Indianapolis Colts. Have won 4 of 6 at JAX. (13).

9. San Francisco 49ers. NaVorro Bowman has 34 tackles. (3).

10. Baltimore Ravens. Happy birthday, O.J. Brigance. (10).

11. Kansas City Chiefs. Fifth team ever to start 3-0 after losing 14+ games. (14)

12. Houston Texans. DeAndre Hopkins leads rookie WRs with 18 catches. (4).

13. Green Bay Packers. Minus-32 point differential in 4th quarter. (6).

14. Atlanta Falcons. Ryan 34-5 at home. (8).

15. Dallas Cowboys. No. 2 vs. the run. (16)

16. Tennessee Titans. Let’s not get carried away with Locker-mania. (24)

17. N.Y. Jets. Jets’ D more ruthless than Monsanto. (26)

18. San Diego Chargers. Gave up 299 pass yards to Jake Locker. (17)

19. Detroit Lions. I love that Devin Gardner is wearing Tommy Harmon’s 98 for UM. (22)

20. St. Louis Rams. Strong finish to last year looking like mirage. (15)

21. Philadelphia Eagles. McCoy has 395 rush yards. (18)

22. Cleveland Browns. Barkevious Mingo got sack on 1st NFL snap. Next stop, Canton. (31)

23. Washington Redskins. Bills could have used Fred Davis in 2-TE set. (20).

24. Arizona Cardinals. Last game at Pirate Ship was SB 43. (21)

25. Buffalo Bills. Flacco’s not elite? Watch him put 8 sideline throws on a rope and catchable. (25)

26. Carolina Panthers. Bobcats put Andrew Wiggins in cross hairs. (27)

27. N.Y. Giants. Defense 32nd in points allowed. (19)

28. Minnesota Vikings. My fantasy team has 5 TEs. #analytics. (23).

29. Pittsburgh Steelers. 9 straight games without 100 yards rushing. (29)

30. Oakland Raiders. Wondering whatever happened to Ike Lassiter. (30)

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. We’re gunning for you, Jaguars. (28)

32. Jacksonville Jaguars. Jags offered 2 free beers with ticket purchase this week. (We don’t need to make this stuff up.) (32)