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Last week’s ranking in parentheses)

1. Seattle Seahawks. 21-7 as home favorites since ‘07. (1).

2. San Francisco 49ers. Visit Saints in 2 weeks. (2).

3. Denver Broncos. Peyton Manning greater than Hutch’s mussel stew. (4).

4. Kansas City Chiefs. Alex Smith 27-5-1 the last 3 years. (3)

5. New Orleans Saints. Saints not as fearsome on road. (5)

6. Indianapolis Colts. Richardson at 3.0 a carry. (7).

7. Green Bay Packers. 6 straight wins over CHI. (8).

8. Cincinnati Bengals. Atkins injury a killer. (6).

9. New England Patriots. Tom Brady 27th in QB rating. (9).

10. San Diego Chargers. Rivers eyes big day at Washington. (11)

11. Detroit Lions. Megatron more valuable in today’s NFL than Barry Sanders. (12)

12. Dallas Cowboys. Allowing 315 pass yards a game. (10)

13. N.Y. Jets. Throw a blanket over teams 13 through 20. (13)

14. Baltimore Ravens. Slow starters. Only 1 TD in 1st Q. (17).

15. Chicago Bears. Have only 9 sacks. (14)

16. Carolina Panthers. Cam has averaged 25 ppg vs. ATL. (22)

17. Arizona Cardinals. Hate ASU flame helmets. Uniforms are out of control. (24)

18. Tennessee Titans. Wondering whatever happened to Hoyle Granger. (16)

19. Miami Dolphins. Mike Pouncey needs a good lawyer worse than Rob Ford. (21)

20. Washington Redskins. Poverty rate on reservations is 28 percent. (15).

21. Houston Texans. No. 8 on offense, No. 1 on defense. (27).

22. Cleveland Browns. Davone Bess lobbying for return of stickum. (18)

23. Buffalo Bills. Next up at QB: Ed Rutkowski. (19)

24. Oakland Raiders. Where have you gone Daryle Lamonica? Raiders have only 12 20-plus passes. (28)

25. Atlanta Falcons. Allowing whopping 9.3 yards/attempt the last 4 weeks. (23).

26. Pittsburgh Steelers. Allowed only 193 yards to OAK, not counting Pryor run. (20)

27. N.Y. Giants. Eli Manning 31st in QB rating. (30)

28. St. Louis Rams. Zero rushing TDs. (25)

29. Philadelphia Eagles. Matt Barkley may out-stink Matt Leinart. (26)

30. Minnesota Vikings. Miss Pat Williams. (29).

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Schiano is a modern-day Fielding Yost, without the wins. (31)

32. Jacksonville Jaguars. Jaguars offense as inconspicuous as the Higgs boson. (32)