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(Last week in parentheses)

1. Seattle Seahawks. Blew out Falcons despite missing six starters. (1).

2. Denver Broncos. Peyton Manning greater than calamari at Sinatra’s. (3).

3. New Orleans Saints. Ingram emergence could make Saints NFC favorite. (6)

4. Kansas City Chiefs. Cold slap in the face time for K.C.? (5)

5. New England Patriots. Brady-Manning XIV next Sunday. (8).

6. Carolina Panthers. No. 1 in INTs per pass faced. (13)

7. Detroit Lions. I love Honolulu blue. (9)

8. San Francisco 49ers. 2.5 games behind Seattle with 7 to play. (2).

9. Indianapolis Colts. Run D is Achilles heel. (4).

10. Cincinnati Bengals. Next 3 (Cle, SD, Indy) huge for Dalton. (7).

11. Chicago Bears. Trestman stuck with Cutler too long last week. (12)

12. N.Y. Jets. Turnovers are Bills’ only hope. (11)

13. Dallas Cowboys. 32nd vs. pass. (10)

14. Arizona Cardinals. Don’t look now, but Cardinals could win 10. (16)

15. Philadelphia Eagles. Riley Cooper has 7 TDs. (20)

16. San Diego Chargers. Last in NFL in takeaways (6). (15)

17. Baltimore Ravens. Walter Payton would struggle behind this OL. (23).

18. Green Bay Packers. Tolzien was 21-5 for Wisconsin. (14).

19. St. Louis Rams. Rout of Colts proves NFL makes no sense. (29)

20. Cleveland Browns. Anthony Bennett, No. 1 pick of NBA Draft, was shooting 12% through 8 games. (19)

21. Tennessee Titans. Fitz soon to pass Jim McMahon for career TD passes. (17)

22. Pittsburgh Steelers. Not missing Mike Wallace. (26)

23. Miami Dolphins. Despite loss, Tannehill looked good Monday. (24)

24. Washington Redskins. Consulted Dean Smith on slowing down Eagle attack. (18).

25. N.Y. Giants. Pierre-Paul injuries killing D. (27)

26. Oakland Raiders. Todd Christensen had 4 Hall-of-Fame caliber years. (25)

27. Buffalo Bills. Over-under on Bills rush yards today: 95. (22)

28. Minnesota Vikings. Buffalo 7 degrees warmer in winter on average than Minneapolis. (30).

29. Atlanta Falcons. Can’t believe they’re 2-7. (28).

30. Houston Texans. Ed Reed laughing all the way to the bank. ($5M guaranteed). (21).

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Problem for Florida sports teams is no one in Florida is actually from Florida. (31)

32. Jacksonville Jaguars. Worst team, worst fan base, worst uniforms. (32)