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Last week’s ranking in parentheses)

1. Seattle Seahawks. 19 takeaways. (2).

2. San Francisco 49ers. Love Harbaugh little league commercial. (3).

3. Kansas City Chiefs. KC will face backup QBs 4 times in 5-game stretch. (5)

4. Denver Broncos. Peyton Manning greater than Reese’s peanut butter cups. (1).

5. New Orleans Saints. Pascal’s Manale tops for BBQ shrimp. (6)

6. Cincinnati Bengals. Dalton will struggle vs. Rex. (7).

7. Indianapolis Colts. Pass rush overshadows No. 27 run defense. (9).

8. Green Bay Packers. Beaten Vikes 5 of last 6. (8).

9. New England Patriots. Won 6 straight vs. MIA. (4).

10. Dallas Cowboys. Dez Bryant has 16 touchdowns in last 15 games. (15)

11. San Diego Chargers. Offense ranks 5th. (14)

12. Detroit Lions. I once left a car running and locked in downtown DET for 8 hours and it wasn’t stolen. (10)

13. N.Y. Jets. Geno has 4 game-winning drives in 7 starts. (17)

14. Chicago Bears. Trestman will make McCown functional. (11)

15. Washington Redskins. Dan Snyder didn’t find F-Troop’s Hekawi tribe offensive. (24).

16. Tennessee Titans. Locker has 1 INT in 152 attempts. (16)

17. Baltimore Ravens. Still could get to 10 wins. (12).

18. Cleveland Browns. The mustard at old Cleveland Stadium was great. Everything else sucked. (18)

19. Buffalo Bills. Red-zone defense critical today. (26)

20. Pittsburgh Steelers. Woodley has 5 sacks. (28)

21. Miami Dolphins. Brandon Fields’ net punt average is 44.1. (13)

22. Carolina Panthers. Anxious to see if Bobcats’ MKG can shoot beyond 2 feet this year. (27)

23. Atlanta Falcons. Desperately need Roddy White back. (25).

24. Arizona Cardinals. Palmer has 13 INTs. (19)

25. St. Louis Rams. Bradford injury opens can of worms. (20)

26. Philadelphia Eagles. 5th most points allowed. (21)

27. Houston Texans. No shame in being a stepping-stone. Cougars had Art Briles and Kevin Sumlin. (22).

28. Oakland Raiders. Al Davis was right about Lane Kiffin. (23)

29. Minnesota Vikings. 29th vs. the pass. (29).

30. N.Y. Giants. Lost 8 of last 10 to Eagles. (30)

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Schiano needed Freeman more than Freeman needed Schiano. (31)

32. Jacksonville Jaguars. Jags offense averaging 2.1 scores a game. Manchester City averaging 2.5. (32)