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(Last week in parentheses)

1. Seattle Seahawks. Lynch has 11 TDs. (1).

2. Denver Broncos. Only 55 points shy of single-season record. (4).

3. San Francisco 49ers. Honestly, Candlestick is a crummy stadium. (5).

4. New Orleans Saints. Only 3-4 on road. (2)

5. New England Patriots. Tom Brady greater than Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History podcast. (3).

6. Carolina Panthers. Greg Hardy has 17 sacks in last 22 games. (7)

7. Kansas City Chiefs. Plus-21 turnover ratio. (9)

8. Cincinnati Bengals. 6-0 at home. (8).

9. Baltimore Ravens. Wins by 3 points or fewer: Pats 6, Ravens 5. (12).

10. Arizona Cardinals. Karlos Dansby still playing great. (11)

11. Miami Dolphins. Greed knows no bounds. Jimmy Johnson doing ads with Jose Canseco for testosterone boosters. (15)

12. Detroit Lions. Heads must roll if Leos don’t win division. (10)

13. Philadelphia Eagles. Shady McCoy 1,850 scrimmage yards. (6)

14. San Diego Chargers. Don’t understand why Pats let Danny Woodhead go. (13)

15. Chicago Bears. Defense softer than Andrea Bargnani. (14)

16. Indianapolis Colts. Can Trent Richardson come alive? (16).

17. Pittsburgh Steelers. RB Bell averaging 94 yards a game. (18)

18. St. Louis Rams. 5 double-digit wins, 5 double-digit losses. (19)

19. Green Bay Packers. Lacy leads NFL with 977 rush yards since Oct. 1. (22).

20. Dallas Cowboys. Nobody channels a Brett Farve-like INT better than Tony Romo. (17)

21. Tennessee Titans. Lost 4 of last 6 to Jags. (21)

22. Atlanta Falcons. ATL among league leaders in no-shows. (23).

23. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Plus-11 on turnovers (24).

24. N.Y. Jets. Geno 3 TDs, 13 INTs in last 9. (25)

25. N.Y. Giants. Tim Tebow sitting home saying I could do better than Eli Manning this year. (20)

26. Buffalo Bills. Last game today for press box at midfield. (27)

27. Minnesota Vikings. How do you figure 48 points with no AP last week? (30).

28. Jacksonville Jaguars. Man City had more scores vs. Arsenal last week than Jags have had in any game this year. (26)

29. Cleveland Browns. 20 weeks to the draft. (29).

30. Oakland Raiders. Defense allowed 1.37 points per play to KC starters last week. (28)

31. Washington Redskins. Nearly 35 percent of Native Americans 65 and over have no health insurance. (31).

32. Houston Texans. Lovie Smith, Bill O’Brien, Ken Whisenhunt on coach radar. (32).