(Last week in parentheses)

1 New York Giants. No. 1 in pass defense. (1)

2 Baltimore Ravens. Willis is fantasy surprise. (2)

3 Indianapolis Colts. Colts' injuries mounting. (3)

4 New Orleans Saints. Gregg will blitz Sanchez. (5)

5 New York Jets. How much will Rex blitz Brees? (6)

6 New England Patriots. Can Flacco solve Belichick? (7)

7 Minnesota Vikings. Bearded Childress looks like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.

(10)

8 Atlanta Falcons. Falcons rank only 23rd in rushing. (4)

9 Philadelphia Eagles. Vick expects 10 snaps a game. (11)

10 Dallas Cowboys. Rushing for 193 yards a game. (14)

11 Chicago Bears. Hester catching on at WR. (12).

12 Cincinnati Bengals. Can run game keep it going? (19)

13 San Francisco 49ers. Glen Coffee gets his shot. (9)

14 Pittsburgh Steelers. Tomlin will have 'em fired up. (8)

15 San Diego Chargers. I played Rod Laver in Tailgate Toss at a Chargers game.

He won. (13)

16 Green Bay Packers. McCarthy is 5-1 vs. Childress. (16)

17 Arizona Cardinals. Mike Gandy better at G than LT. (15)

18 Tennessee Titans. Curse of Myron Cope. Titans 0-5 since stomping on Terrible

Towels. (17)

19 Denver Broncos. Reality check for defense. (25)

20 Carolina Panthers. Delhomme lucky it's Matt Moore & A.J. Feeley behind him.

(20)

21 Miami Dolphins. Joey Porter drooling. (21)

22 Seattle Seahawks. Green Jello is a desert & a band, not a uniform. (23)

23 Buffalo Bills. OTs have tough job today. (22)

24 Jacksonville Jaguars. Jags won't run big on Titans. (26)

25 Houston Texans. Defense ranks dead last. (18)

26 Washington Redskins. Bone spurs hinder Portis. (24)

27 Oakland Raiders. If only JaMarcus could play like Benedict Gannon. (28)

28 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Defense is 31st.(27)

29 Detroit Lions. Detroit is north of Canada. (32)

30 Kansas City Chiefs. Have lost 26 of last 28. (31)

31 St. Louis Rams. The oldest known written recipe is for beer. (29)

32 Cleveland Browns. The brown pants have got to go. (30)