Franchise films /More winners and losers
The Best
JAMES BOND: Sure, some of the 22 features aren’t terribly good, particularly during the Roger Moore/Pierce Brosnan era. But movies like “From Russia With Love” (1963), “Goldfinger” (1964), “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” (1969), “License to Kill” (1989) and the recent version of “Casino Royale” (2006) are solid action movies with excellent casts, nimble direction and fun plot lines. Looking for the best franchise of all time? This might be it.
BATMAN: There have probably been as many hits (last year’s “The Dark Knight”) as misses (1997’s “Batman and Robin”) in this series, but when the Batman films connect, they have an artistry and depth no other comic-book-derived franchise can top. The dark nature of Bruce Wayne’s back story certainly helps, but directors like Tim Burton and Christopher Nolan also have made a huge difference. And some of those villains, particularly Heath Ledger’s Joker, simply rock.
DIE HARD: Boosted by the 1988 original, easily one of the best action films ever, this series has managed to maintain a relatively high fun quality through three sequels, thanks mainly to Bruce Willis’ terrific work as wisecracking New York cop John McClane. And, if there’s a better action-flick villain than Alan Rickman’s Hans Gruber in the original, we dare you to name him.
ALIEN: The conventional wisdom is that the last two films in this series, “Alien 3” (1992) and “Alien: Resurrection” (1997), are worthless junk trying to keep alive an exhausted concept. (Fact is, No. 3 isn’t bad at all.) But that almost doesn’t matter, because “Alien” (1979) and “Aliens” (1986) are hands-down two of the finest and scariest sci-fi films ever made. Thanks to Sigourney Weaver’s iconic Ripley, and the grade-A direction by Ridley Scott and James Cameron, those two films alone place this series in the top tier of franchise films.
The Worst
STAR WARS: Let’s be honest—four of the six “Star Wars” films stink. Really. Only “Star Wars” (1977) and “The Empire Strikes Back” (1980)—the first two released—have any real entertainment value, the latter being by far the best of the bunch. The rest are juvenile, repetitive, filled with bad direction and indifferent acting (Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is particularly amateurish). They also include laughably incomprehensible screenplays, idiotic characters (can you say Jar Jar Binks?) and poorly choreographed action scenes— enough light sabers already!—that seem to go on forever.
RUSH HOUR: The first pairing of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker (1998) as mismatched detectives from different cultures was a mildly entertaining hit that grossed more than $140 million in the United States. Then Tucker’s frantic shtick overwhelmed the two sequels, the coy racial interplay became tired and the series slid quickly into mediocre stupidity.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: Some psychopath in a hockey mask named Jason Voorhees decides to hack away at everyone in his path (first film—1980), and before you can say “sick,” there are 11 films featuring the demented freak. There’s also a sort of superstars of psychosis throwdown (in 2003), featuring Jason vs. Freddy Krueger of the “Nightmare on Elm Street” series. That the Freddy Krueger films look like classic literature compared to Jason’s output says all you need to know about this pathetic franchise.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: Beware of any film based on a theme-park ride. Hugely successful—more than $2.7 billion worldwide box-office gross—the best thing about these three comic adventure flicks (starting in 2003) is Johnny Depp’s fey performance as Capt. Jack Sparrow. Otherwise they are too long, too confusing, too CGI-oriented, overdirected and too full of themselves. Somewhere, Errol Flynn’s Captain Blood is weeping.
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