OLAF FUB SEZ: According to Nobel Prize-winning physicist Albert Einstein, born this date in 1879, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
ALWAYS ON SUNDAY – Help keep the Lancaster Public Library open on its busiest day – Sunday – by joining the Friends of the Lancaster Public Library in a family-oriented fundraiser from 6 to 9 p.m. Saturday in Elks Lodge 1478, 33 Legion Parkway, Lancaster.
There will be auctions, drawings and other activities. Door prize is an iPad Mini. Tickets are $10. Kids under 10 are free.
You can help even more by donating an auction basket or cash. A contribution of $300 will underwrite an entire Sunday, which will be designated in your honor. For info, call the library at 683-1120 or Gary S. Howell at 440-4688.
LET’S GO SHOPPING – St. Andrew’s Church will host its annual flea market and rummage sale from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday in the Parish Hall, 111 Crocker St., Sloan. The kitchen also will be open for breakfast and lunch. For table rental or donations, call 892-0425.
St. Gabriel’s Church, 5271 Clinton St., Elma, is holding its annual theme basket raffle Sunday. Doors open at 11:30 a.m. Drawings start at 2 p.m. There will be a bounce house for the kids, free ice cream, side raffles and food for purchase.
TODAY’S CATCH OF THE DAY – Lake Erie Beach Volunteer Fire Company, 9483 Lake Shore Road, Angola, 3 to 7 p.m. Also chicken tenders and a full bar.
Madonna Council, Knights of Columbus, 755 Erie Ave., North Tonawanda, 4 to 7 p.m. $8.95 fish, $9.75 seafood platter.
Cambria Volunteer Fire Company, 4631 Cambria-Wilson Road, Lockport, 4 to 7 p.m. Senior early bird special, 4 to 5 p.m. $9.75. Also chicken, shrimp and fish sandwiches.
St. Simon’s Episcopal Church, 200 Cazenovia St., 4 to 7 p.m. $9 adults, $5 kids under 12.
St. Stephen Serbian Orthodox Church, Abbott and Weber roads, Lackawanna, 4 to 7 p.m. Also shrimp baskets.
Father Justin Council, Knights of Columbus, 2735 Union Road, Cheektowaga, 4 to 8 p.m. $10.75. Also seafood platters and specials.
Father Nelson Baker Council, Knights of Columbus, 2838 South Park Ave., Lackawanna, 4 to 8 p.m. $11.95. Also scallops, shrimp, roast beef and specials.
Orchard Park United Methodist Church, 3700 N. Buffalo St., 4:30 to 7 p.m. $10 adults, $6 children.
Kenmore United Methodist Church, 32 Landers Road, 4:30 to 7 p.m. Krolick’s fish fry, $10.
IRISH EYES – Free draft beer all night long is included in the $25 ticket price for the St. Patrick’s Day Party on Saturday evening in Orchard Park Post 567, American Legion, 3750 N. Buffalo Road. So is free coffee and tea.
It starts at 6:30. Corned beef and ham dinners are at 7. The Irish band Penny Whiskey plays from 8 to 11. For reservations, call 662-9780.
Monsignor Nash Council, Knights of Columbus, 261 South Legion Drive, South Buffalo, will host two St. Patrick’s Day parties this weekend.
The first, from 2 to 7 p.m. Saturday, features corned beef sandwiches, Irish dancers and the Take a Break Band.
The second, from 3 to 8 p.m. Sunday, serves up corned beef dinners, more Irish dancers and music by the Emerald Isle Band. Donation is $5.
For info and reservations, call Dan Caulfield at 574-5703, Charlie McMahon at 628-4060 or Mike Mulderig at 824-1971.
ST. JOSEPH, TOO – Realty USA’s Amherst-Clarence office, 6000 Sheridan Drive, Amherst, will host its 30th annual St. Joseph’s Table at noon Tuesday. A $10 donation is requested. Proceeds will be divided among the Make A Wish Foundation in honor of Melanie Luongo, who died Jan. 22, and the families of Jackson Shea and Nathan Brundage. To RSVP, call 634-4200 or email Miriam Treger at firstname.lastname@example.org.
OTHER EATS – Chowder sale, begins at noon Saturday, Niagara Hose Fire Company No. 3, 74 Wheeler St., City of Tonawanda. $4 a quart.
Spaghetti dinner, sponsored by the Sheridan Drive Lions Club, 4 to 8 p.m. Saturday, St. Edmund’s Campus, 530 Ellicott Creek Road, Town of Tonawanda. $7 adults, $4 kids 12 and under. Also live music and a chance auction.
Chicken dinner, 5 p.m. Saturday, followed by a meat raffle at 6, Resurrection Parish, 130 Como Park Blvd., Cheektowaga. $10 advance (call 683-3712), $11 at the door. Snacks, beer, wine and pop during the raffle.
All-you-can-eat pancake breakfast with sausage and real maple syrup, 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sunday, Marilla Fire Company Recreation Hall, West Avenue and Two Rod Road. $7 adults, $4.50 kids 5 to 12. Part of the proceeds benefit the family of Stephanie Szymanski, who has been stricken with Lyme disease.
Corned beef or ham and cabbage dinner, noon to 3 p.m. Sunday, St. Nicodemus Lutheran Church, Liberia and Four Rod roads, Marilla. $9 adults, $5 kids under 10.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY – Heidi Hartmann Mahoney, John Murphy, John Conlin, Rich Newburg, Bob Willoughby, Rebecca Elkin, Eva Doyle, William J. Magavern, Tom Sweeney Jr., Janet Alston, Kathy Moll, Bethann Renaud, Debbie Bosworth, Chad Filipski, Cathy Maghran, Cindy Havernick, Walter Czumaj, Jackie Taton, Finn Patrick Ryan, Addison Locke, Carissa Zamerski, Kevin Swart, Mary Scibetta, and Mary Simpson.
SATURDAY – Laura Meyers, Randy Rodda, Betty Jean Grant, Chris Seefeldt, Joe Koziel, Joanne Gioeli, Matthew Welch, Bob Weishaupt, Cindy Marsowicz, Evelyn Smyers, Kenneth Karla, Ann Nowocien, Rachel Hunt, Mark Kurzanski, Dawn Beard, Britton Noah Mann, Collin Patrick Meegan, Pat Collins and Patti Bissonette.
AND SUNDAY – Leon Peterson, Anthony Cardinale, Ginny Panaro, Natalie C. Brooks, Lorraine Stypa, Amy Panek, Aidan Griggsby, Pat Morlock, Rich Wall, Eric Graham, Dan Lelito, John Tiranno, Theresa Stein, Sandy Ormsby, Marie Czerniak. Lisa Ulrich, Nancy Stuff, Mary Ann Drusbik and Arlene Weckel.