OLAF FUB SEZ: According to humorist and commentator Will Rogers, born on this date in 1879, “One of the evils of democracy is you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not. That’s why we call it democracy.”
There were no alarm clocks
to start each day?
It would be possible to stay in bed
and dream the time away.
There was no demand
on where we had to be?
Think of all the places on earth
to go explore and see.
There was no need to earn money
because everything was free?
We could have whatever we want
and be who we’d like to be.
Sickness and death were gone
and everyone was well?
Imagine the amazing stories
all our relatives could tell.
Our world never had war
and the only thing we knew was peace?
Would things like hatred, jealousy and greed
finally come to an end and cease?
There is no way this can happen,
it’s all just a dream?
The true picture is reality,
life is not as bad as it seems.
– Nelson R. Locher
TAKE A BREAK – Tired of washing dishes? They’re serving a roast beef dinner this evening from 5 to 7 in South Buffalo Post 721, American Legion, at 136 Cazenovia St. Dinners are $8.50 and include mashed potatoes, vegetable and salad. For info, call 825-9557.
GIFT NOTIONS – More than 30 artists will offer jewelry, ceramics, gift baskets, jellies, candles, embroidered items, woodcrafts, baked goods and more at a Holiday Craft Sale from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday in the Atrium at Beechwood Homes, 2235 Millersport Highway, Getzville. Items created by Beechwood residents, including ceramics and holiday ornaments, also will be available. Proceeds benefit recreation programs at Beechwood.
CAUSE AND EFFECT – Authors Robin Karr-Morse and Meredith S. Wiley, whose book, “Scared Sick: The Role of Childhood Trauma in Adult Disease,” will be the keynote speakers at a conference hosted by the Trauma-Informed Community Initiative of Western New York from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Wednesday in the Buffalo Psychiatric Center’s Butler Wellness Clinic, 400 Forest Ave. Cost for the conference is $30, which includes lunch. For info and registration, call 335-7502 or visit www.wnytrauma.org.
BUSINESS BOOM – South Buffalo CREW (Concerned Residents Engaged in Work) will host its second “cash mob,” which will descend all at once to shop from 5 to 7 p.m. Wednesday. The location is Habitat for Humanity’s ReStore South, 1675 South Park Ave., which offers a great variety of hard-to-find historic items for home repairs.
Refreshments will be provided by South Buffalo CREW, which always welcomes volunteers to help out. For info, call Debi Coffee at 823-1961 or visit www.southbuffalocrew.com.
WELL-INFORMED – An FEHB (Federal Employee Health Benefits) Health Fair, sponsored by Chapter 153, National Association of Retired Federal Employees, will be held at 1 p.m. Thursday in the Pvt. Leonard Post Jr. Post 6251, Veterans of Foreign Wars, 2450 Walden Ave., Cheektowaga. For info or to reserve a spot, call Chapter 153 president Lori Gervasi at 684-5466 or email email@example.com.
SECOND CHANCE – The First Presbyterian Church, 149 Broad St., City of Tonawanda, will hold a Happy Holiday Sale from 10 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Wednesday. Luncheon, including turkey fricassee, home-baked pie and beverages, will be available from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Those who can’t make it on Wednesday will have a second chance to shop from 10 a.m. to noon Saturday, although there will be no luncheon then. For info, call 692-1319.
REUNION ALERT – The West Seneca Youth Hockey Association invites all current and former players, coaches, parents and board members to help celebrate its 40th anniversary from 7 to 11 p.m. Saturday in Lucarelli’s, 1830 Abbott Road, Lackawanna.
Tickets are $20 and include beer, wine, pop and food. Randle and the Late Night Scandals will provide live music. Auction items include an autographed Pat Kane hockey jersey and a guitar autographed by the Goo Goo Dolls.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY – Mark Wehrfritz, Nita Ferrell, Ryan Labell, Brendan Buczkowski, Vince Caruana, Jen Zakrzewski, Joanne Ziolo, Pattie Draper, Brian Placta, Marcy DiPasquale, Dave Mammoser, Sheila Gersbacher, Skyla Bain and Tom Genco.