OLAF FUB SEZ: According to comedian Joan Rivers, born Joan Alexandra Molinsky on this date in 1933, “A girl, you’re 30 years old and you’re not married – you’re an old maid. A man, he’s 90 years old, he’s not married – he’s a catch.”
BARGAIN TIME – People Inc. Marigold Senior Living, 3026 Grand Island Blvd., Grand Island, is hosting an indoor multi-family yard sale and open house from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. today to help introduce its apartment building. Avon and Tupperware representatives also will have tables, and there will be free blood pressure screenings. Tours will be given, and applications will be available. For info or to arrange a separate tour, call 773-0907.
Ten Lives Club, the cat rescue and adoption agency, will hold its “huge” garage sale from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday at the home of one of its volunteers at 270 Fruitwood Terrace, off Sheridan Drive, Amherst. In case of rain, there is a large tent. Coffee and desserts also will be sold. For info, visit www.ten- livesclub.com.
Many treasures are promised at the lawn sale from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday sponsored by Bethany United Methodist Church, 177 Cornwall Ave. at Kerr Avenue.
A yard and bake sale to benefit Lutheran World Hunger Relief will be held from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday at Abiding Savior Lutheran Church, 1534 Ruie Road, North Tonawanda. Tables are available. Call 693-0180.
FEASTS AND FESTS – St. Anthony Parish in Lackawanna will sponsor its annual Feast of St. Anthony from noon to 6 p.m. Sunday in the Lake Erie Italian Club, 3200 South Park Ave., Lackawanna. In addition to a chicken barbecue, there will be games, prizes, theme baskets, raffles and music by Bobby Militello. For tickets, call the church rectory at 823-0782.
St. Francis of Assisi Parish, 73 Adam St., City of Tonawanda, will hold a family fun fest from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Saturday in the Adam Street school parking lot. Attractions include chowder, food, beverages, games, raffles, a lottery wheel, a bounce house, a dunk tank and music by the Clearwater Band. For tickets, call the rectory at 693-1150.
St. John Kanty Church, 101 Swinburne St., holds its Summerfest after Mass at 10:30 a.m. Sunday. In addition to chicken dinners, hamburgers and hot dogs, there will be games for youngsters, raffles and a huge chance auction.
MAKE YOUR BIDS – The United Methodist Women of University and Cleveland Hill United Methodist churches will host a silent auction and salad bar luncheon from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Saturday in University Methodist Church, 410 Minnesota Ave. at Bailey Avenue. Lunch begins at noon. Donation is $7.
St. Clare’s Parish, 193 Elk St. near Smith Street, will have a Theme Basket Bash from 4 to 7 p.m. Saturday and 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Sunday. Admission is free. You need not be present to win. Coffee and baked goods are available after Masses at 4 p.m. Saturday and 8:30 a.m. Sunday.
HUNGRY? – Church of the Holy Communion, Route 5 and Old Lake Shore Road, Lake View, will hold a barbecue chicken and ribs dinner from noon to 6 p.m. Saturday. Dinners are $12 adults, $5 children 11 and under. Hot dogs will be $2. Baked goods and homemade items will be for sale.
Iraq-Afghanistan Veterans of Foreign Wars will host their first Summer Pig Roast from noon to 2 a.m. Saturday at Harvey D. Morin Post 2940, Veterans of Foreign Wars, 965 Center Road, West Seneca. Tickets are $15 presale, and include food and three drink tickets. There also will be live music, raffles and a bonfire. For tickets, call 238-1576.
Brighton Community Church, 1225 Brighton Road, Town of Tonawanda, will host a Krolick’s chicken barbecue and theme basket raffle from 4 to 7 p.m. Saturday. Dinner tickets are $8.50.
SS. Columba and Brigid Church, 75 Hickory St. at Eagle Street, will offer Chiavetta’s chicken dinners beginning at noon Sunday. Dinners are $9 and include a homemade dessert and beverage. Drawings for 100 theme baskets begin at 3:30 p.m.
The Holy Name Society of Annunciation Church will hold a chicken barbecue dinner with its famous mashed potatoes in Selbert Hall, 7580 Clinton St., Elma, beginning at noon Sunday. Dinners are $10 adults, $5 kids under 12.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY – Chris Cieslik, Bill Feasley, Ross Markello, Willie Nile, Lynn Bass, Sarah Pyszczynski, Sister Mary Amelia Pieczynski, Sister Teresa Marie Patora, Tom Kaminski, Sean Seivert, Rose Coleman, Kevin Carr, Mickey Kelley, Claire Buchbinder, Gloria Thomson, Anne Marie O’Leary, Scott Mutka, John Sullivan, Dorothy Koziej, Dr. June Chang, Donna Gavin and Carmen Joseph Panaro.
SATURDAY – Devin Charles Becker, Nora Elizabeth Jackson, Sandria J. Banks, Frank Levin, Ralph Hernandez, Holly Hughes, Patrick Kaleta, Jeffrey Powell, Ava Moran, Marge Siffringer, Dennis Merrell, Diane Halt, Nicole Tasca, Remington Rooth, Sharon Shull, Juanita Romance, Brady and Brice Januchowski, Carl Russo, Gloria Ruhl, Herb Berlin, Judy Skrzydlewski, Scott Pankiewicz. Nicholas Manuel Beacham, Genny Hagerty, Joanne Carlson, James Andrew Smith, Marilyn Ruggierio and Brandy and Brice Januchowski.
AND SUNDAY – Joe Denecke, Jan Hasselback, Sharen Trembath, Jackie Albarella, Bill Shields, Mark Romanini, Mark Crehan, Marianne Darnley, Peter Gonciarz, Ruth Mohr, Wanda Dudek Gniewecki, Judy Kurzanski, Joann Pittorf, Felicia Bosinski, Norine Nowinski, Ken Emblidge and Sharon Wilcox.