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(Last week’s ranking in parentheses)

1. San Francisco 49ers. Aldon Smith 3 shy of Strahan record. (5)

2. New England Patriots. Tom Brady greater than all the Whos in Whoville. (3)

3. Green Bay Packers. Jokes: Charles Woodson, Jeff Saturday led Pro Bowl position voting. (2)

4. Denver Broncos. Will finish 13-3. No bye for New England Pats. (3)

5. Atlanta Falcons. Were set to feast on slumping Stafford. (6)

6. Houston Texans. J.J. Watt 3 shy of Strahan record. (4)

7. Seattle Seahawks. Wilson 12 TDs, 1 INT at home. (9)

8. Washington Redskins. RG3 has 748 rush yards. (10)

9. N.Y. Giants. G-Men were in this same spot last year. (7)

10. Indianapolis Colts. Luck has 6 winning drives in 4Q or OT. (8)

11. Dallas Cowboys. Dez Bryant has 97 yards/game in last 8. (12)

12. Cincinnati Bengals. We find out today if Bengals are legit. (13)

13. Minnesota Vikings. AP 100 yards in 8 straight games. (14)

14. Baltimore Ravens. Blind side fame: Michael Oher leads OT Pro Bowl voting. (11)

15. Chicago Bears. Offense ranks 29th. (15)

16. Pittsburgh Steelers. Won 13 of last 17 over Cincy. (16)

17. New Orleans Saints. Pelicans is a great name for the NBA team. (18)

18. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Spain’s Iniesta deserved world soccer player of year. (17)

19. St. Louis Rams. No. 1 in sacks. (19)

20. Carolina Panthers. Cam has 10 TDs, 0 INT, 109 rating in last five. (22)

21. Tennessee Titans. Sad when Vandy is best football team in state. (24)

22. San Diego Chargers. O-line in tatters. (21)

23. Detroit Lions. Lem Barney, age 67, can cover better than these Lions CBs. (20)

24. Miami Dolphins. Visitors 50-27 vs. the spread in Miami. (26)

25. N.Y. Jets. Ryan has Brooks Bollinger, Ray Lucas and Browning Nagle ahead of Tebow on his depth chart. (23)

26. Buffalo Bills. No mas: Once again fans wishing for season to end. (25)

27. Cleveland Browns. Have lost 9 straight to Denver. (27)

28. Philadelphia Eagles. Covered 3 of last 18 home games. (28)

29. Jacksonville Jaguars. Last in league in time of possession. (29)

30. Kansas City Chiefs. Last Chief on the bus is a rotten egg. (30)

31. Oakland Raiders. Raiders farther away from contending than Bills. (31)

32. Arizona Cardinals. Have gone 5 years without drafting OL in first four rounds. (32)