Dear Miss Manners: In one of the variants of the tiresome “Secret Santa” office gift-giving games, wherein each person ends up with an anonymous gift, I found myself holding a gift card for a well-known store specializing in risque lingerie.
As a middle-aged man in a monogamous relationship with another man, I found this, well, perfectly useless. I discreetly donated it to a young lady in the office whom I happened to know would be happy to use it.
Sure enough, this became generally known in the office gossip pool, and my motivations and reasons for donating it became the subject of unflattering and derisive speculation.
What should I have done? Just thrown the thing in the trash (discreetly, of course)? And what about the etiquette of selecting such a “gift” in the first place?
Gentle Reader: What about the whole silly idea? Does someone in your workplace really believe that it encourages camaraderie to play childish games that can so easily misfire?
This instance sounds close enough to harassment to be shown to management as an example of why Secret Santa does not belong in the office.
It’s OK to wait to open gifts
Dear Miss Manners: I don’t see my sister-in-law on Christmas Eve or Christmas, so I give her the gift between the 19th and 23rd of December, but she doesn’t open it until Christmas.
I thought she should open the gift when given – so I can see the expression on her face when she opens it. Am I wrong?
Gentle Reader: Waiting until Christmas (or Christmas Eve) to open presents is a lesson widely taught to children. It fosters the excitement of anticipation, creates a ceremony out of opening them, and, yes, enables the parents to see their faces light up.
But that can be counted upon only if the parents have also taught the children how to react to presents.
The natural reaction, even to something that does cause delight, is to become engrossed in it, ignoring the donor.
Presumably your sister-in-law still enjoys the anticipation and ceremony, and Miss Manners has no quarrel with that.
It is also possible that your sister-in-law is not good at facially projecting appreciation – or if, for example, she already has whatever it is that you are giving her, hiding disappointment. You should be satisfied – gratified – to receive her gratitude by mail.
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