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(Last week in parentheses)
1. Houston Texans. J.J. Watt on pace for 30 sacks. (1)
2. Atlanta Falcons. Still don’t trust the D. (2)
3. Baltimore Ravens. Corners a tad suspect. (3)
4. San Francisco 49ers. Vernon Davis has 34 TDs in last 51 games. (4)
5. New England Patriots. Tom Brady greater than Grover’s cheeseburger soup. (8)
6. Green Bay Packers. Defense ranks 9th. (9)
7. Philadelphia Eagles. Vick handled pressure vs. NYG. (10)
8. N.Y. Giants. David Wilson in Coughlin’s doghouse. (6)
9. Chicago Bears. Plus-7 on turnovers. (14)
10. San Diego Chargers. Two road wins against AFC West already. (11)
11. Minnesota Vikings. Play 12 games in domes. (15)
12. Denver Broncos. Expecting Darth Hoodie to frustrate Peyton. (16)
13. Cincinnati Bengals. Good enough to feast on rookie QB at home? (17)
14. Pittsburgh Steelers. Where has Steeler run D gone? (19)
15. Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys Stadium is NFL’s Crystal Cathedral. (5)
16. St. Louis Rams. Leg of Zeus 5 for 5 from 50-plus. (30)
17. Arizona Cardinals. So desperate on OL they have Mike Gandy & Trey Teague on speed dial. (7)
18. Washington Redskins. Offense ranks 3rd. (24)
19. Seattle Seahawks. Boeing-Lattes’ D ranks No. 2. (12)
20. Detroit Lions. Hoping Johnny Flynn has big preseason with Pistons. (20)
21. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. My fantasy team needs Mike Williams to bust out. (21)
22. Carolina Panthers. Cam can’t play defense, too. (29)
23. N.Y. Jets. Sanchez more tentative than Jim Furyk lining up Ryder Cup putt. (13)
24. Buffalo Bills. Time for playmakers to rise up. (18)
25. Jacksonville Jaguars. Buckingham Palace guards switch to black & teal uniforms. (22)
26. Indianapolis Colts. Mathis has sack in six straight. (23)
27. Miami Dolphins. Hartline 455 receiving yards. (25)
28. Oakland Raiders. Pierogi Kid has made 20 in row under 50 yards. (26)
29. Tennessee Titans. 32nd in points allowed. (27)
30. Kansas City Chiefs. K.C. has more fountains than any city except Rome. (28)
31. New Orleans Saints. Allowing 463 yards/game. (31)
32. Cleveland Browns: Win percentage of .318 for Browns-Cavs-Tribe over past year is worst for any city with 3 major sports. (32)