Cheese smugglers are pretty crafty

People living on the Southern border have their problems with drug smuggling into the United States. Here on the Northern border, we have our problems with smuggling, too. They're smuggling our cheese out of the country into Canada! What will happen to us cheese addicts when we can't get our fix? Those Canadians, they invade our malls, take our parking spaces and now they're taking our cheese - and they do it with a smile while always being pleasant and courteous. Crafty people, eh?
Wayne Whitaker