Dear Carolyn: Recently my wife's parents moved to our city. They have a dog, which their whole world revolves around. I can respect and accept what others do in their home, but I do not want any pets in our home or cars. I am not fond of dogs, and I am allergic.
These people bring their dog EVERYWHERE: funerals, weddings, church, shopping. They don't go anywhere without it.
My wife will not say anything to her parents. If I do, no matter how I deliver the message, it will not be well received. These people are overly sensitive and one must watch carefully every word or they get offended.
What can be done to get the message to these folks that they are welcome, but their dog is not? I don't know, if they see this in print, whether they would even realize the problems they cause.
A: You send the message by saying, "I'm allergic to dogs." Why hasn't your wife said it? It's a slam-dunk.
Your problem: Your wife puts fear of offending her parents at the center of everything - without regard for cost - and you've put up with it.
The former isn't yours to solve, unless your wife recognizes her misplaced priorities and wants help doing the hard work to change them - or is close enough to this epiphany to be nudged into it through honest conversation.
I should say, the work isn't technically hard. It's just a matter of swapping out one set of negative consequences for another - and, call me biased, the consequences of offending emotional tyrants sound delightful compared with the consequence of kowtowing to them, and of having a permanent wedge in my marriage. Where the hard work awaits your wife is in facing that she let her parents be her core value, instead of developing a core of her own. Ouch.
Your end of the problem, meanwhile, starts with this choice: Keep your wheezy silence, or start asserting yourself, knowing you'll offend your in-laws and undermine your wife's goals.
The former actually sounds gratifying to me - biased, remember - but the latter involves vows, so it warrants a calm and honest declaration of your intent. Such as: "I realize you're intent on not upsetting your parents. However, I've reached my limit. Tiptoeing around them has cost me my integrity, my standing in my own marriage and home, and occasionally my lungs.
"So I will no longer give them everything they want at my, your and our expense. For you, I promise I will stand up to them only when I think it's really important. I am ready for the consequences, and I'm telling you this so you can prepare for them, too."
If these read like the first two paragraphs of the end of your marriage, then skip the home remedy and find an excellent marriage counselor. It's that, or keep suppressing your interests to sustain a superficial marital peace.