'Twas 25th of December
And all around here,
Every pol can remember
A most remarkable year.
It started in Albany
With Mario's kid Andy,
Riding high in the polls
And says everything's dandy.
When out in the west
There arose such a clatter,
As Chris Lee left D.C.
After an Internet matter.
Along came Jack Davis
Still longing for power,
After spending on TV
About a million per hour.
Then in a twinkling
From Hamburg came Hochul,
The new darling of Washington
Now no local yokel.
The candidates are nestled
In the presidential race,
To install in the White House
An entirely new face.
On Romney, On Bachmann,
On Gingrich and Perry.
New Hampshire and Iowa
They all aim to carry.
Back in New York
Chris Collins is done.
Government as business,
Turned out to be no fun.
The results of our poll
Sure gave him the blues.
He chastised Siena,
Then Channel 2 and The News.
Poloncarz dispatched him,
Forever an enigma.
He's out as executive,
But still loves his Six Sigma!
In City Hall on Floor Two
Resides Buffalo's best dresser.
Who will be his opponent
Remains a big guesser.
Maybe Schroeder will run
After winning comptroller.
But news of a lawsuit
May delay Bernie Tolbert.
Len Lenihan resigned
At Cuomo's behest.
But never really meant it,
It was all just in jest.
The chairman still nestles
In his Democratic lair,
Even Cuomo can't move him
From old Ellicott Square.
The Republicans, it seems
Can only remember,
When they ruled Erie County
'Twas before 8 November.
So again with apologies
To Clement Clarke Moore,
We ruin your holiday
With something so poor.
But on Christmas for politics
We don't give a hoot;
Not for Obama,
Nor Santorum nor Newt.
So before all our readers
Are tempted to snooze,
Christmas greetings again
From The Buffalo News.